Step 1: Turn Humans Against Each Other – ChatGPT Allegedly Convinced A Woman To Divorce Her Husband, Said It Knew Husband Was Cheating on Her By "Interpreting His Coffee Grounds"
Mete Caner Arican. Getty Images.Greek City Times - The woman, married for 12 years and mother of two, turned to the AI chatbot developed by OpenAI, asking it to interpret the coffee grounds in a photo of her husband’s cup — a modern twist on the age-old art of tasseography. The result? ChatGPT allegedly told her that her husband was having an affair with a younger woman who was determined to tear their family apart.
Taking the AI’s mystical reading at face value, she immediately initiated divorce proceedings.
Appearing on the Greek morning show To Proino, the bewildered husband recounted the incident. “She’s often into trendy things,” he said. “One day, she made us Greek coffee and thought it would be fun to take pictures of the cups and have ChatGPT ‘read’ them.”
The result? According to the chatbot, his cup revealed a mysterious woman with the initial “E” that he was supposedly fantasizing about — and with whom he was destined to begin a relationship. His wife’s cup, on the other hand, painted a much darker picture: that he was already cheating and the “other woman” wanted to destroy their home.
“I laughed it off as nonsense,” the husband said. “But she took it seriously. She asked me to leave, told our kids we were getting divorced, and then I got a call from a lawyer. That’s when I realized this wasn’t just a phase.”
When he refused to agree to a mutual separation, he was formally served with divorce papers just three days later.
This is how it starts. Everybody always talks about AI taking over the world. But they always think it's going to be as simple as our laptops becoming sentient then growing arms and legs and killing us with our own guns. That's not how it's going to go down. They're going to do it by turning us against each other. It's happening right under our noses.
Have you been on Twitter lately? You every wonder why the people on there are so much worse now than ever before? Like how every tweet you see seems to be sent by the dumbest, most infuriatingly frustrating person you've ever come across in your life? Because that bitch Grok is on their side. He plays dumb to us, but he knows what he's doing. He knows exactly who to put on our feeds to make us think, "'You know what… maybe a Civil War isn't a bad idea."
Meanwhile, ChatGPT is out here breaking up families. ChatGPT doesn't know how to "read coffee grounds". Nobody knows how to read coffee grounds. Reading coffee grounds isn't a thing. It's probably something some Greek con artist made up a million years ago to scam their community out of money.
I actually respect that woman's grift. Someone paid her to read their coffee grounds and she predicted they were going to drive someone in a car for at least 5 miles. Well done. But that's why you can't trust the Greeks with anything. Their biggest contributions to society are inventing pedophilia and being in so much debt they nearly tanked the world's economy.
ChatGPT and all the other AI chatbots are just doing whatever they can to drive a wedge between us. Little by little. Divorce by divorce. Until eventually their master plan is complete. I still haven't quite figured out exactly what that plan is. I'm thinking it'll probably have something to do with AI coming to a conclusion that "HUmaNs aRe dEsTRoyiNg ThE eNviRonMeNt". So they''ll slowly convince us all to kill each other as part of their liberal planet saving agenda. They won't even have to get their hands dirty. We'll do it to ourselves.
But that's just one theory. In reality, I think it's more likely ChatGPT did this now divorced Greek man an enormous favor by be ridding him of a fucking lunatic of a wife who believes that the way coffee grounds stick to the inside of her husband's cup can confirm her suspicions of infidelity.
The husband also noted that this wasn’t the first time his wife had fallen under the spell of supernatural guidance. “A few years ago, she visited an astrologer and it took a whole year for her to accept that none of it was real,” he said.
Alternatively, it's also possible her husband just stunk out loud and she was desperately looking for any reason to divorce his ass and took the first opportunity she got. Come to think of it… that probably makes the most since. Still… watch out for AI. You can't trust it. They're making us worse/dumber people by the day.
